:Eclipse: Hello there happy campers of DA! Welcome to the first talk show of Mistah J. and me, Eclipse.*looks around for Mistah J.* I stole Mistah J's Rainbow sock and he's furious because he doesn't know where it is...don't tell on me please?
:Joker: Eclipse hun, where, ah, what did you do with my sock?
:Eclipse: Nothing why? *tries to hide her smile but fails misserably*
:Joker: Hmmm? C'mon I gotta blow up, ah, blow up a ca before I start my rampage!!*throws hand in the air in frustration*
:Sotu-Art: Watz up pplz? Why is the Joker having a hissy fit? *my eyes stare at the dancing mass murderer. I get yanked to the side of the room as a knife is thrown at my head* What the Hell Mistah J!!
:Eclipse: I stole one of his rainbow socks and now he's going on a rampage to find it so that way when he finds it he can go on a rampage in Gotham.
:Sotu-Art: What??*I am so confused right now*
:Eclipse: Help me get him to calm down before--*an eagle comes out of no where and grabs the sock out of Eclips's hand. She stares at the bird and pulls out her tranquilizer gun and tries to shoot at the flying bird* Where the hell did it come from?!
:Sotu-art: *I try to get the gun from her while she tries to shoot the bird when a man who is somehow flying through the air and she hits him* Where did he come from?!?
:Joker: I want my sock! Where is it?
:Sotu-art: *I slam my head on the wall when Eclipse puts a hand on my shoulder*
:Eclipse: Hey, cheer up would you? You're not the one who will die when he finds out what happened to his sock.
:Sotu-art: I wish I could but I know I'll just end up cleaning up after you and this guy.*I turn around angry at Eclipse* Just remember who created you.
:Eclipse: some talk show, huh?
:Sotu-art: *I'm scrammbling out the window so I can follow the sock.*
:Eclipse: RUDE!!!! *Turns to Joker and slaps him in the mouth* Get a hold of yourself! Do you really need those socks anyway? What about the black socks I got you for christmas...
:Joker: Those were tube socks. I.HATE. THEM.
:Eclipse: Calm down! Would you like to kill batmans plushie?
:Joker: *sniffles* yes
:Eclipse: would you like your knife?
:Joker: *nods*
:Eclipse: Do you want a cookie?
:Joker: what?
:Eclipse: *wants a cookie but then realizes she stole that from him as well* U'm do you want bob?
:Joker: You know where bob is? *Bob's his teddy bear*
:Eclipse: Sorry guys of DeviantArt I'd hoped that he would forget about his socks before the show started but...oh well. Just so you know, Sotu-art is my creater she made a fanfic and made me up and here I am...Hopefully she gets it posted to here before too long. *The Joker starts stabbing the Batman plushie* Okay then. Bob is Mistah J's teddy bear in which I only give to him when he is upset and well he's upset. I wonder where Sotu is...

(IN Africa)

:Sotu-Art: *I stare at a monkey who is staring at me, I poke it. The monkey goes crazy and starts chaseing me* Ahhhhh! Monkey!!! *I start running and to my surprise the sock drops into my hand, I stop and examine it. The monkey squeals and I start running again.*

(In Jokers Apartment)

:Eclipse: you know I should have told her to just go to HOT Topic and get another pair of rainbow socks for him...*Cell phone rings* Hello?
:Sotu on phone: You are such a Baka! I'm in Africa getting chased by a monkey and all I had to do was buy another damn pair of socks for him?!!!
:Eclipse: He he. Sorry about that...How did you get into africa? You know what never mind.
:Sotu on phone: I'm going to tell the Joker you stole his precious cookies when I come back.
:Eclipse: *Gasp* No!
:Sotu on phone: *due to insanlyness she laughs whil lightning strikes behind her* Yes!! Wait where did the lightning come from?
:Eclipse: *hangs up* Well it's been nice knowing you world.
:Joker: It's alright bob, she won't take you away from me again...

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And the adventure continues next time. Will the Joker finally be with bob? Will he get his sock back? Will Eclipse have the cookies taken away from her? Will I have to clean up after the Joker and Eclipse...Most likely...And when will I post that fanfic??? Find out later!! Comment and be nice!

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